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Miracle in a Can! Posted June 25, 2010 by John Warren

 

 

If it doesn't move and should -- WD-40
If does move and shouldn't -- duct tape.

What's the main ingredient of WD-40?
At the end of all the uses for WD-40 you'll find the answer. You'll also be suprised...I know I was!

John Warren

 

WD-40.  Who knew?  I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup.  I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason).  I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news.  He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open.  Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off.  It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck.  I'm impressed! 

 WD-40 who knew?  'Water Displacement #40' The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts.  WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company.  Its name comes from the project that was to find a 'water displacement' compound..  They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40.  The Convair Company bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts. 

 Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you.  When you read the ' shower door' part, try it.  It's the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower door.  If yours is plastic, it works just as well as glass.  It's a miracle!  Then try it on your stove top ...  Viola!  It's now shinier than it's ever been.  You'll be amazed. 

 Here are some other uses:

 1.  Protects silver from tarnishing. 

2.  Removes road tar and grime from cars.

3.  Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.

4.  Gives floors that 'just-waxed' sheen without making them slippery.

5.  Keeps flies off cows. 

6.  Restores and cleans chalkboards.

7.  Removes lipstick stains.

8.  Loosens stubborn zippers.

9.  Untangles jewelry chains.

10.  Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.

11.  Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.

12.  Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.

13.  Removes tomato stains from clothing.

14.  Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.

15.  Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.

16.  Keeps scissors working smoothly.

17.  Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes.

18. It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor!  Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff
       Marks on flooring.  It doesn't seem to harm the finish and you won't have to scrub nearly as
       Hard to get them off.  Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.

19.  Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly!  Use WD-40!

20.  Gives a children's playground gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.

21.  Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on riding mowers.

22.  Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.

23.  Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open.

24.  Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.

25.  Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers. 

26.  Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.

27.  Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans

28.  Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.

29.  Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.

30.  Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.

31.  Removes splattered grease on stove.

32.  Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.

33.  Lubricates prosthetic limbs.

34.  Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).

35.  Removes all traces of duct tape.

36.  Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain.

37.  Florida 's favorite use is: 'cleans and removes love bugs from grills and bumpers.'

38.  The favorite use in the state of New York , WD-40 protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.

39.  WD-40 attracts fish.  Spray a little on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time.  Also, it's a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose. 
       Keep in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some locations.

40.  Use it for fire ant bites.  It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.

41.  WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls.  Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.

42.  Also, if you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick
       with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and rewash.  Presto!  The lipstick
       is gone!

43.  If you sprayed WD-40 on the distributor cap, it would displace the moisture and allow the car  to  start.

P.  S.  The basic ingredient is FISH OIL.

 

 

I gotta get one of these for my bike! Posted June 22, 2010 by John Warren

Pop Quiz Posted June 22, 2010 by John Warren

Keep your eyes on your own paper!

This is not a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average score is 12. This quiz will be very difficult for the younger set. If you forward this to your friends/family, put your score in the subject line. Let me know your score. Good luck youngsters!! > * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
> JW
> 1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
> A. Flintstones vitamins
> B. The Buttmaster
> C. Spaghetti
> D. Wonder Bread
> E. Orange Juice
> F. Milk
> G. Cod Liver Oil
>
>
> 2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was..
> A. Sugar Ray Robinson
> B. Roy Orbison
> C. Gene Autry
> D. Rudolph Valentino
> E. Fabian
> F. Mickey Mantle
> G. Cassius Clay
>
>
> 3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and...
> A. It's you
> B. He is us
> C. It's the Grinch
> D.. He wasn't home
> E. He's really me an
> F. We quit
> G. He surrendered
>
>
> 4. Good night David....
> A. Good night Chet
> B. Sleep well
> C. Good night Irene
> D. Good night Gracie
> E. See you later alligator
> F. Until tomorrow
> G. Good night Steve
>
>
> 5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...
> A. When you use Tide
> B. When you lose your crayons
> C. When you clean your tub
> D. If you paint the room blue
> E. If you buy a soft water tank
> F. When you use Lady Clairol
> G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
>
>
> 6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend...
> A. Stuart Whitman
> B. Randolph Scott
> C. Steve Reeves
> D. Maynard G Krebbs
> E. Corky B. Dork
> F. Dave the Whale
> G. Zippy Zoo
>
>
> 7. Liar, liar..
> A. You're a liar
> B. Your nose is growing
> C. Pants on fire
> D. Join the choir
> E. Jump up higher
> F. On the wire
> G. I'm telling Mom
>
>
> 8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and...
> A. Wheaties
> B. Lois Lane
> C. TV ratings
> D. World peace
> E. Red tights
> F. The American way
> G. News headlines
>
>
> 9. Hey kids! What time is it?
> A. It's time for Yogi Bear
> B. It's time to do your homework
> C. It's Howdy Doody Time
> D. It's Time for Romper Room
> E. It's bedtime
> F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
> G. Scoopy Doo Time
>
>
> 10. Lions and tigers and bears...
> A. Yikes
> B. Oh no
> C. Gee whiz
> D. I'm scared
> E. Oh my
> F. Help! Help!
> G. Let's run
>
>
> 11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone...
> A. Over 40
> B. Wearing a uniform
> C. Carrying a briefcase
> D. Over 30
> E. You don't know
> F. Who says, 'Trust me'
> G. Who eats tofu
>
>
> 12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings...
> A. Troy Aikman
> B. Kenny Stabler
> C. Joe Namath
> D. Roger Stauback
> E. Joe Montana
> F. Steve Young
> G. John Elway
>
>
> 13. Brylcream.
> A. Smear it on
> B. You'll smell great
> C. Tame that cowlick
> D. Grease ball heaven
> E. It's a dream
> F. We're your team
> G. A little dab'll do ya
>
>
> 14. I found my thrill...
> A. In Blueberry muffins
> B. With my man, Bill
> C. Down at the mill
> D. Over the windowsill
> E. With thyme and dill
> F. Too late to enjoy
> G. On Blueberry Hill
>
>
> 15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...
> A. Clark Gable
> B. Mary Martin
> C. Doris Day
> D. Errol Flynn
> E. Sally Fields
> F. Jim Carey
> G. Jay Leno
>
>
> 16. Name the Beatles....
> A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
> B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
> C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
> D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
> E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
> F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
> G. John, Paul, George, Ringo
>
>
> 17. I wonder, wonder, who..
> A. Who ate the leftovers?
> B. Who did the laundry?
> C. Was it you?
> D. Who wrote the book of love?
> E. Who I am?
> F. Passed the test?
> G. Knocked on the door?
>
> 18. I'm strong to the finish....
> A. Cause I eats my broccoli
> B. Cause I eats me spinach
> C. Cause I lift weights
> D. Cause I'm the hero
> E. And don't you forget it
> F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
> G. To outlast Bruto
>
>
> 19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today...
> A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
> B. Smile, you're on Star Search
> C. Smile, you won the lottery
> D. Smile, we're watching you
> E. Smile, the world sees you
> F. Smile, you're a hit
> G. Smile, you're on TV
>
>
> 20. What do M&M's do?
> A. Make your tummy happy
> B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
> C. Make you fat
> D. Melt your heart
> E. Make you popular
> F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
> G. Come in colors
>
>
>
> Below are the right answers:
>
> 1. D - Wonder Bread
> 2. G - Cassius Clay
> 3. B - He Is Us
> 4. A - Good night, Chet
> 5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
> 6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs
> 7. C - Pants On Fire
> 8. F - The American Way
> 9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time
> 10. E - Oh My
> 11. D - Over 30
> 12.. C - Joe Namath
> 13. G - A little dab'll do ya
> 14. G - On Blueberry Hill
> 15. B - Mary Martin
> 16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo
> 17. D - Who wrote the book of Love
> 18. B - Cause I eats me spinach
> 19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
> 20. F - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand
>
>

More Black Bear News Posted June 14, 2010 by John Warren

>With so much publicity about Mother Bear Lily and her cub named Hope, check out a mother bear with 5 (yes, FIVE) cubs. This was forwarded to me by a friend from Maine....

 

 BLACK BEAR QUINTUPLETS
>
>
> Black bears typically have two cubs; rarely, one or three.
>
> In 2007, in northern  New Hampshire, a black bear Sow gave birth to five
> healthy young. There were two or three reports of sows with as many as 4
> cubs, but five was, and is, very extraordinary.
>
> I learned of them shortly after they emerged from their den and set
> myself a goal of photographing all five cubs with their mom - no matter
> how much time and effort was involved.
>
> I knew the trail they followed! do on a fairly regular basis, usually
> shortly before dark. After spending nearly four hours a day, seven days
> a week,
>
> for more than six weeks,
>
> I had that once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and photographed them.
>
> I used the equivalent of a very fast film speed on my digital camera.
> The print is properly focused and well exposed, with all six bears
> posing as if they were in a studio for a family portrait.
>
>    
>
> I stayed in touch with other people who saw the bears during the summer
> and into the fall hunting season. All six bears continued to thrive.
>
> As time for hibernation approached, I found still more folks who had
> seen them, and everything remained OK.  I stayed away from the bears as
> I was concerned that they might become habituated to me, or to people in
> general, and treat them as `approachable friends.  
>
> This could easily become dangerous for both man and animal.
>  
> After Halloween, I received no further reports and could only hope the
> bears survived until they hibernated.
>  
> This spring, just before the snow disappeared,
>
> all six bears came out of their den and wandered all over the same
> familiar territory they trekked in the spring of 2007.
>
> I saw them before mid-April and dreamed nightly of taking another family
> portrait, a highly improbable second once-in-a-lifetime photograph.
>  
> On 25 April 2008, I achieved my dream.  
>
>
>
> When something as magical as this happens between man and animal, Native
> Americans say, We have walked together in the shadow of a rainbow.  And
> so it is with humility and great pleasure that I share these
> exhilarating photos with you.  

These words still ring true today Posted June 7, 2010 by John Warren

 

The following quotes are from Thomas Jefferson over 200 years ago. Pretty amazing insight.....John Warren

 

"It has been said the greatest volume of sheer brainpower in one place occurred when Jefferson dined alone...."  

John Kennedy       

Pass these quotes on to your children and grandchildren; they are not taught in school anymore.



 
  

When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as  Europe.   
Thomas Jefferson   

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.  

Thomas Jefferson  

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. 

Thomas Jefferson   

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. 

Thomas Jefferson       

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.

Thomas Jefferson   

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.

Thomas Jefferson   

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson   

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. 

Thomas Jefferson   

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

Thomas Jefferson   

In 1802 Thomas  Jefferson said: 
'I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered..' 



'If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.' -Mark Twain