Stupid Stuff

I like puns to a certian extent..a cheap laugh. Here are a few..

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
>>> He acquired his size from too much pi.
>>>
>>>
>>> 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned
>> out
>>> to be an optical Aleutian .
>>>
>>> 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
>>>
>>> 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it
>>> was a weapon of math disruption.
>>>
>>> 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
>>>
>>> 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
>>> littering.
>>>
>>> 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
>>> Blownapart.
>>>
>>> 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
>>>
>>> 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
>> looking
>>> into it.
>>>
>>> 10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
>>>
>>> 11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to
>>> the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head..'
>>>
>>> 12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
>>>
>>> 13. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the
>>> Grass.'
>>>
>>> 14. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
>>> at large.
>>>
>>> 15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
>>> veteran.
>>>
>>> 16. A backward poet writes inverse.
>>>
>>> 17. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your
>>> count that votes.
>>>
>>> 18. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
>>>